Suspense

I hate suspense.

I hate not knowing.

I hate it when relatively small people possess in the hands in their heads on the tip of their tongues

A snippet of information which is for them

Run-of-the-mill

& Par-for-the-course

& Is everyday

& Is matter of fact

But for you can

Make a difference

& Change your mood

& Affect your well-being

& Change your life.

I hate being forced to wait just so some middle-manager or music executive or TV presenter

Can revel in silence

& Can revel in the power

That the silence creates.

If someone says that they want to talk to me I want to know exactly what about

Immediately

I don't need to know that we'll cover it later.

I wouldn't last in any reality TV show.

I would be crying and storming off stage

Face burning up

And the tears scald

While Ant&Dec&SirAlan&GrahamNorton&John&Gregg

Wait

And wait

And wait

And wait

And Chris Tarrant

Cuts to a commercial break

And wait

And wait

And wait

And... and... and...

Oh.